Interview

(Mary and Mr. Jobs are in his office waiting for de other candidate)

(Anna arrives to the office)

Anna – Sorry, Steve, I’m late! I woke up very late and then I lost my train and I didn’t know where…

Steve – It’s Mr. Jobs, for you, young woman. (Anna sits down) Ahh… Sit down! What’s your name?

Anna – My name is Anna, Anna Conda.

Steve – What?

Anna – Anna Conda!

Steve – Ok… Miss Conda… And you? (talking to Mary)

Mary – Good Morning, my name is Mary, Mary Christmas.

Steve – What?

Mary – Mary Christmas!

Steve – Very well, Miss Christmas….

Anna – OMG! (she laughs) Christmas…. Ahahahah… Her name is Christmas! Christmas was last year! How do you celebrate Christmas ? Christmas…

Steve – Miss Conda! Please! Let’s start this interview.  So… Miss Christmas (Anna laughs) how old are you and how long have you been working with technologies?

Mary – I’m 22 years old and…

Anna – I’m 22 too!

Mary – I have been interested in technologies since the day I was born.

Anna – That’s a bit exaggerated!!

Steve – Good! And what about you, miss Conda? How long have you been interested in Apple’s products?

Anna – Ohhh! This is for Apple! I thought this interview was for Microsoft! I love Apple! I would love to work in this company!

Steve – Amazing…

Anna – Didn’t you already died?

Steve – (ignoring Anna) Can I see yours curriculums?

Mary – Here it is!

Anna – (Anna looks into her pocket) Ah… I think I forgot it!!!!

Steve – How could you come to an interview without your curriculum? It’s really important to bring your curriculum to a job interview! That’s really unprofessional!

Anna – I forgot it! Everyone makes mistakes!

Steve – Ah…. Ok… Miss Christmas, I would like to offer you the front desk outside my office, if you’re willing to be my secretary? Of course, that I have to ask you more questions, but I think you would be perfect for the job!

Mary – It’s an honor to work for you, Mr. Jobs! It’s a dream that I had since my childhood! I’m very happy you chose me!

Anna – Blah, Blah, Blah! I didn’t want this stupid job anyway!!! (Anna storms out of Mr. Jobs office). And… I also prefer Microsoft!

Steve – Please, Mr. Conda leave this office immediately!

Anna – Ok, I understand, you have a lot of “jobs” to do! Ciao!

Steve – I’m sorry for this inconvenient, Mr. Christmas…

Mary – You can call me Miss Chris, it’s better…

Steve – Ok, Miss Chris do you think you’re ready to be my secretary? 

Mary – Absolutely! I’m ready! I’m ready to be the best secretary you ever had!

Steve – Ok! See you tomorrow at 8 a.m! Please, don’t be late!

Mary – I won’t! Thank you for this amazing opportunity! Good Morning Mr. Jobs! (Mary leaves the office).

Steve – Ahahahahah (Steve laughts) What a strange day? Ah…. 

 

                                                                 

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